Rachel’s been singing the Funny Girl soundtrack ever since she could talk (or so she says). If she could forget the words to Don’t Rain on my Parade, anyone can forget the words to anything. Nerves do funny things to you— Wait, I do? I thought that had stopped…
Maybe… But there’s not exactly a whole load of them out there. At least not ones that I have so much of a shot at. It just would’ve been nice to start off on a better note. Not get kicked down at the first one.
Rachel is also insane and had been too busy preaching about singing what you know that she fucked herself over in the process. I’ll still never understand how she made it in unless what’s-her-face feared for her life of something. And yeah, you do. It’s funny.
Why would you want a shot at something that’s gonna give you a bad rep anyways? You would have been known as the actor who debuted in a shoe that doesn’t even have proper musicians. You’re worth more than that and there’s probably a reason the universe made you miss out on it.
You don’t know that that didn’t happen, David. It was just… It was a disaster from start to finish. I flubbed some words in my monologue, I dropped my sides all over the stage, I’m not quite sure what the pianist was doing but it was all wrong and I missed my timing a couple of times, and I could tell by their faces that they don’t want to see me again.
Of course I know that. You would never forget the words to your music; you could recite the words in your sleep. In fact you do.
Well, it was only the first one, babe. They don’t sound like they’re worth it anyways if they can’t even hire a pianist who knows how to play.
It’s safe to say that I definitely won’t be getting that part. That’s what happened.
Well, something must of happened to make you think that. You didn’t pull a Rachel and forget the entire song.
What happened, babe?
I am now officially 22! I can’t say I feel any different… Except for feeling a tad spoiled that is, seeing as I have the best friends, family and boyfriend I could ask for. I’m a very lucky guy.
And now that school is out for the both of us, we can go out and have a real celebration. Anywhere you want to go.